QotD: My Dream Job

What's that secret dream job you've always believed you'd be good at, but never gone for? 
Submitted by wedgeh.

My secret dream job?  Full-time stay-at-home mom.

Being that we don't have children (yet), I guess that's not a viable alternative right now.  Aside from that, there's the issue of bills and a hefty mortgage to pay, which makes it nearly impossible to survive on a single income here in Hawaii.  Maybe I need to join an MLM.  Anyone wanna be in my downline?  (Don't run, I'm just kidding.)

My other secret dream job is to be a writer.  Not a novelist, but perhaps a columnist or travel writer.  But, what would really take the cake is to be a professional blogger.  There you go, now we're talking pipe dreams.  That would be the ultimate "dream job" for me.  So, if you know of anyone willing to pay me to blog... I'm right there, baby.  I need a bumper sticker that says: "Will blog for dollars."